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THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1
Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye: I did a little
Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
Iron Man: Sup Captain
LATER, IN A PLANE
Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner: Sup
Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
AFTER MUCH BANTER
Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man: You smell like justice
Hawkeye: Still evil here
Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man: Fixing things with science
Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
Loki: I take people no other way
Loki: Lates Onee-san
Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
My Thor costume cannot be assembled with the short...
Instead, I will be going as Batgirl. How grossly predictable for me, especially since I will be wearing DC’s manufactured shirt with cape. I wanted to be Thor!!!! That was me throwing a fit.
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
hope-hazard: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i got the magic in me. >:) HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;) look @ me now. fuck yeaahhhhh first time VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!! I’m the boss. First...
I want to paint my nails so badly. But I'm on...
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
Just saw "Chicago" with my cousin and her man in...
Just saw “Chicago” with my cousin and her man in an outside theatre. St. Louis, j’adore.
Let me say having a sun burn on your back is one...
It’s the worst at my bra line, where it’s constantly being agitated & I can’t put any Aquaphor on to soothe this monster. Also, sucks balls to be in this spot when on a kick ass holiday in St. Louis.
Nail Polish Challenge #1 Glitter!
Secretly, I love glitter. It’s super easy to use and makes my short nails look adorable. Regrettably, I don’t have a very good picture of my nails at the moment, my camera is not fully operational; makes me sad panda. Instead of giving up, I’m using my webcam. For this challenge, I did my first glitter sammich:) I’ve been wanting to test it out for quite some time, so...
Nail Art Challenge
mrcandiipants: superfluous-things: Glitter Water marble Flower Animal Gradient Galaxy Animal spots Dots Lines Superhero(es) French tip variant Video game Favorite movie/tv show Mustache Free for all Complete on your own time schedule but try and tag every post of your nail art with ‘#nail art challenge’ to keep track. I think I’m gonna do this sometime soon. Some classic challenge kinda...
Apparently, I'm now like the Black Widow, as I...
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